December 23, 2003

"Constitutional right to privacy"?
WTF's with that??

Housekeeper: Rush Limbaugh paid me hush money!

Lying pillpopper Limpbag: Damn Democrat! She was blackmailing me! We still haven't seen Bill Clinton's medical records, have we?*

Judge: unseal your medical records for the prosecution, El Pigbo, and start practicing your squealy noises.

*Actual quote from the junkie's show today.

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