December 18, 2003

'Is the search for weapons over?'
'After eight months with no discoveries, mission chief quits; fewer than 40 of the 1,400 inspectors still in the field; as attacks on US military grow, WMD hunt no longer a priority.'

What the eds of the Independent really wanted to write was Poppy's Widdle Poop-head Manages to Find Guy Who Tried to Kill His Dad, Doesn't Need "Smoking Mushroom Cloud" Excuse Any Longer - Besides, the Sheeple Just Don't Give a Sh*t.

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