December 4, 2003




Powell asks for NATO help in Iraq
'We're getting our asses kicked!'

Secretary of State Colin 'Flopsweat' Powell urged NATO to help mop up the mess the misadministration is making in Iraq on Thursday, days after a dozen people allied to the United States were killed in attacks throughout the country.

In spite of Hopalong Hop-head's happy little bunnyhop to Iraq, spreading cheer, joy, and goodwill, the anti-American insurgency, which has seen 189 U.S. soldiers killed in action since pReznit AWOL declared major combat over on May 1, is gaining in intensity and coordination. In other news, Scott Peterson pleaded not guilty yesterday. Developing...


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