WTF Is It Now?!?

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A Rush job to save face
Jeebus, no.

Hypocritical junkie Rush Limbaugh came up with a secret plan to save his cystic, pasty ass after the news came out that the vile windbag was gobbling handfuls of hillbilly heroin as if they were donuts, which are NOT illegal, btw.

Reeking of desperation, the plan involved taking up the Bob Dole's offer to help the loudmouth f*ck, and suggesting he write a "supportive letter" to Newsweek. It also recommended doing a survey of El Pigbo's self-fellating listeners to "gauge their reaction to Limbaugh's embarrassing admission," to send memos to Congress, to provide addresses for his mouthbreathing audience of dittomonkeys to send supportive letters to his advertisers, and to "alert the [Wall Street Journal]." Surprisingly, blaming the whole thing on Bill and/or Hillary Clinton was not listed as an alternative.

Fun fact: The National Enquirer reported Wednesday that "the police web is tightening around Rush Limbaugh" and that he could be arrested in days.