December 2, 2003

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Sting to present Britain's bad sex award
London - Wednesday night Sting will present one of Britain's least-desired literary kudos -- the Bad Sex in Fiction Award.

Now in its 11th year, the dubious honor is awarded by the Literary Review magazine for the most inept description of sexual intercourse in a novel.

A sample: "She came with the exhilarating whoops and pant-hoots of a troop of Rhesus monkeys, which was flattering, if alarming."


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