December 5, 2003




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Warrants: Limbaugh was 'doctor shopping'
Investigators are saying that hate-radio blowhard El Pigbo engaged in illegal drug use and went "doctor shopping" for prescription painkillers. The hypocrite and junkie, evidently not over the effects of his illegal pharmacopeia, had this to say in return:

"What these records show is that Mr. Limbaugh suffered extreme pain and had legitimate reasons for taking pain medication," Limbaugh said. "Unfortunately, because of Mr. Limbaugh's prominence and well-known political opinions, he is being subjected to an invasion of privacy no citizen of this republic should endure."
Yeah. Tell that to Bill Clinton.

Doctor shopping refers to looking for a doctor willing to prescribe drugs illegally, or getting prescriptions for a single drug from more than one doctor at the same time. Well, with any luck, he'll be able to shop around for the best Federal Pound-Me-In-the-Ass prison. Squeal like a pig for me, baby!

Sorry. I'll stop now.


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