December 15, 2003

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WH presswhore dreamt of Saddam capture
Somehow this is news.

At a party Saturday night in Washington Meet the Press gasbag and misadministration mouthpiece Tim Russert said that he had dreamt that Saddam Hussein had been captured.

WNCS anchor Miles O'Toole put Russert's dream in perspective, quipping that Russert had also often dreamt about performing threesomes with Bush and a greased-up Karl Rove wearing a Viking helmet and stiletto heels.



Update: Well well well. Lilith tells us that the party Timmy 'GE' Russert was at - along with other administration officials, as it turns out - was at at Don Rumsfeld's house.

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