January 26, 2004

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Acerbic, pandering douchebag gets tv show
Karl Rove harem-boy and partisan idiot Dennis 'former comedian' Miller is set to host his very own political show on the Conservative/Neocon Boor Circlejerk network, where denigration and condemnation of Democrats will be de rigueur, but anything less than fawning adoration of the unelected fascist boob will be off limits:

"I like him," Miller gushed. "I'm going to give him a pass. I take care of my friends."

CNBC is comfortable with an 'unabashed Bush fan' in the middle of its prime-time schedule in an election year: "When we hired Dennis, we knew exactly what his political beliefs were and his viewers will hear them. The reason we hired him is we think he's witty, smart and interesting," the obviously insane president of CNBC said.

Fun fact: GOP consultant Mike Murphy, an adviser to Arnold Schwarzenegger, has been hired as producer for Miller's show.


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