WTF Is It Now?!?

Bush launches 're-election' bid
"Such phoniness is not, for the record, a necessary ingredient of election-year State of the Union addresses." - - Dick Meyer, editorial director of CBS News.

"This president still doesn't understand what's happening in living rooms across this country." - - John Kerry.

Using the dark side of the Force fear to keep the sheep in line, Emperor Poopypants warned that "Twenty-eight months have passed since September 11, 2001 - over two years without an attack on American soil - and it is tempting to believe that the danger is behind us," he said. "I find your lack of faith disturbing That hope is understandable, comforting - and false."

Fun fact: at this point in the speech, the reboobs actually cheered.

He then urged Congress to renew the controversial, Stalinesque 'anti-terrorism laws' that are destroying our civil liberties.

"We must continue to give homeland security and law enforcement personnel every tool they need to defend us," he insisted.

"And that tool is me."

And hey - stay off those steroids! Or the terrists win!

Democrats went nuts.

They said Bush had ignored the job losses, ballooning budget deficits, diplomatic reversals and growing ranks of Americans without health insurance that have characterized his administration.

"He promised us a humble foreign policy. Instead, he's alienated our allies, lost the respect of the world community, and cost 500 brave young men and women their lives," said Gen. Wesley Clark. "The sad fact is that today, two years after he coined the term, we've got a new axis of evil ... of fiscal policies that threaten our future, foreign policies that threaten our security and domestic policies that put families dead last."

"The true test of America's economic recovery is not measured simply in quarterly profit reports; it's measured in jobs," said Tom 'Isadora' Daschle, adding that the United States "can't afford to keep rewarding the accumulation of wealth over the dignity of work."

"President Bush's speech was not so much of a State of the Union as a state of his re-election campaign," said Rep. Charles Rangel. "But the president's words do not change the reality that his priorities are out of touch with the priorities of most Americans."

"America must be a light to the world, not just a missile," said Nancy Pelosi. "Though I'd personally like to fire a missile under his indolent lying ass."

"Arrrrrrgghhhh! Brahhhhhh! Grrrrrrrrrrr!" said an angry Howard Dean. "Rrrrrrrrrowwwwwwrrrr!"
{/sarcasm}



Dickwad
The lying fascist, in last night's SOTU, still tried to link Iraq with 9/11: "There is a difference, however, between leading a coalition of many nations, and submitting to the objections of a few," he said. "America will never seek a permission slip to defend the security of our country."

And where are the Iraq wmd, George? Hmmmmmmmmm??