January 21, 2004

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Bush using terror war as political asset
A Duh Institute report.

The war on terrorism has been President Bush's strong suit since the Sept. 11 attacks, and he still sees that issue as a political winner.

In his State of the Union address Tuesday night, Bush made more than 20 references to terrorism in defending his policies against those who would bring harm to America again. At the same time, Bush had less to say about issues where he faces criticism: the failure to find weapons of mass destruction in Iraq and mounting US casualties in the difficult postwar transition in that country.

Throughout the speech, Karl's Cranked-up Crackpuppet voiced confidence not only in the US ability to bomb the bejeesus out of sand-dwelling evildoers confront enemies but also to build a safer, freer world. On the bodies of our troops, who happen not to be the children of rich, privileged rebooblicans.

"By our will and courage, this danger will be defeated," Bunnypants said. "But only if you vote for me, 'cause the Democrats are whiny little doodyheads who hate freedom."


The idiot.

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