January 16, 2004

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Bushies scramble to salvage Iraq fiasco
Paul 'Doghouse' Bremer has been called back to Washington on the eve of the United Nations meeting on Monday for talks with the fascist moron's foreign policy team, which is panicking as they start to see the results of the misadministration's arrogance and complete and utter #uck-uppery and incompetance in Iraq.

After a year of tension with the world body, Washington is now trying to build a partnership with the United Nations to help solve a growing dispute over how to select a new Iraqi government to replace the US occupation. As they reached out to the United Nations, administration officials sought to placate key allies yesterday by saying that they are leaning toward switching course to allow France, Germany and Russia to bid on contracts for rebuilding the war-torn country.

But US officials still have not settled on a strategy for overcoming the latest obstacle to their plan in Iraq - the growing insistence by Iraq's most popular religious leader that an interim government must be chosen through elections, rather than through a system of caucuses as envisioned by the United States.

Officials in Washington fear that a failure to settle the dispute could imperil prospects for Emperor Crabbypants' election-charade in Nov a peaceful political transition in Iraq.


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