January 1, 2004



Happy New Year!

I've been sick. I think I finally got whatever plague the family was passing along. Blah.




Neil Bush makes one-day profit over $170,000
Golfing fascist Squinty the Chimp's little asshole brother Neil made at least $798,218 on three stock trades in a high-tech company where he had been a consultant, according to his tax returns, including $171,370 buying and selling the company's shares in a single day.

"Does this mean I gotta pay for my whores next time?" he asked.

"Hitlery!" screamed dittomonkeys, media.


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