January 22, 2004

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It's good to be a reboob
Murderer and serial speeder Wild Bill Janklow, convicted of speeding through a stop sign and killing a motorcyclist, was sentenced on Thursday to 100 days in jail, avoiding a potentially lengthy prison term.

State law provided no minimum sentence, but Janklow could have been punished to a maximum of 10 years in prison and fines of $11,400.

A long-time friend of unelected fascist punk Smirky McGolfcart, Janklow resigned from South Dakota's lone seat in the U.S. House of Representatives, effective earlier this week.


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