WTF Is It Now?!?

Pretentious f*cktard
"At the Hitchens household, as a general rule, or anywhere that household or its members may be travelling, guests and companions are beseeched or even enjoined to ply the corkscrew to that next bottle, pluck another Havana from the humidor, throw down one last careless truffle, postpone that dull "working breakfast" and in general to call back the cab firm and cancel." - - drunken, privileged idiot Christopher Hitchens.

Well la dee dah, bunghole.
Eat sh*t and die.