January 12, 2004




This just in!
The federal 9/11 commission has formally decided to ask lying fascist Snippy the Chimp and President Bill Clinton to meet with the panel and to extend its investigation by several months. Dick 'Chicanery' Cheney and Al Gore also would be called, the Daily News is reporting.

"The request to appear is just that, a request, and not a legal subpoena."


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