WTF Is It Now?!?

Ummmmm, believe it or not, I forgot the Iowa caucuses were last night. Instead, I watched the documentary DVDs of The Fellowship of the Ring.



Gephardt to call it quits
I honestly respect the guy, but it was a case of too little, too late.

Dick 'Fluffy' Gephardt is conceding the Democratic presidential nomination, acknowledging after a disappointing fourth-place finish in Iowa that "this didn't come out the way we wanted."

"My campaign to fight for working people may be ending tonight, but our fight will never end," he said Monday night in a post-caucus speech. "I will continue to wear my pink tutu with pride!"

Next: Dennis Kucinich says 'this will go to convention.' Pundits and their master, lumpy neonazi Karl Rove, ready their Kerry attack strategeries. An energized John Kerry, an optimistic John Edwards, and an angry Howard Dean (/sarcasm) head to New Hampshire to meet General Wesley Clark and Joe 'GW Lite' Lieberman in the state's primary election on Jan. 27. The smug, vacuous fraud rehearses the pronunciations of "nuclear" and "terrorists" and works to keep the odious smirk off his vacant, unspeakable phiz as he intones "we're still a nation at war."