February 18, 2004

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Abortion claim hits Bush
The UK Mirror picks up the story: that George aWol Bush, pro-life campaigner, arranged for a girlfriend to have an abortion in the 1970s. Yes, that's pResident George W Bush. As in "Bush got his girlfriend pregnant and paid for his girlfriend's abortion." THAT story.

News quiz:
1. Was that before or after he was busted for coke possession?
2. When did the future Pickles Bush run down and kill her boyfriend?
3. How many STDs does Neil Bush have?
4. Was matriarch Barbara Bush originally a man, baby?


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