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Bunnypants grants 9/11 commission additional 2 months
Attorney general/nut John Ashcroft to investigate who the hell it was who took photos of Karl Rove in bed with underage male Nubian goat.
pReznit Pretzalhead reversed course Wednesday and agreed to extend the deadline for the commission investigating the Sept. 11 2001 terrorist attacks.
The 10-member bipartisan National Commission on Terrorist Attacks Upon the United States requested an extension from Congress of at least two months past its May 27 deadline. The commission had said it cannot finish its final report before late July, putting it at odds with House leaders who opposed a delay that would push the report's release closer to the November election.
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