Bunnypants, staying true to form, chickensh!ts out
The White House said Saturday that the Cowardly Chimp-in-Chief will meet with only a limited number of representatives - two - from the commission investigating the Sept. 11 attacks, despite a statement issued Friday that suggested he would meet with the whole panel.
In a related story: WH spokes-hamster Scott McClellan, upon hearing the news, spent the rest of the weekend cowering in his bathtub with a bottle of gin and an old blankie.
February 15, 2004
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