WTF Is It Now?!?

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Bush: "crap!!!"
Panic time as the WH retools their political strategery.

Bunnypants knew he was in trouble when even Tom 'Isadora' Daschle, arising from his typical supine position, remarked on the "new doubts about the accuracy of statements made by senior administration officials to convince Congress to authorize the war in Iraq."

The Bush misadministration "presented an overall imminent threat," said researcher Marcus Corbin of the Center for Defense Information.

"The intelligence was skewed, no question," he said. "Whatever the intellignce, the administration pushed it much further."

"I think it's pretty lame to put the blame on foreign intelligence," Corbin added. "If we had to distribute the blame, it would probably be 90 percent administration and only 10 percent intelligence."

The Lying Disaster Monkey is now being forced to hit the road "to reclaim command of the debate" over the war with Iraq, saying Thursday that he "did the right thing" even though no wmd were found.

"The liberation of Iraq was an act of justice, delivering an oppressed people from an evil regime," the lying fascist punk said.

'His poll ratings are dropping. Democrats who want his job are hammering him and shoving him off news broadcasts and front pages. His advisers want him to counter critics more aggressively in hopes of improving his standing as voters begin to focus on November's election.

'The effort to turn things around will continue Sunday when Bush appears on NBC's Meet the Press.'

The one-hour softball strokefest interview, with "no ground rules and no editing," will be taped Saturday in the Oval Office.

"This is an important time in the Bush presidency and in the 2004 presidential race," WH towelboy/host Tim 'GE' Russert gushed. "I've got my KY and sanitary pads all lined up and waiting!"