February 8, 2004




Bush, Dick alter basis for Iraq war
Say Hussein may have been thinking about 'ability to make' weapons-related-program-activities when not working on composing his latest romance novel.

The Lying Disaster Monkey and his chief handler Dick 'Chicanery' Cheney said yesterday the war in Iraq was justified because Saddam Hussein could have made weapons of mass destruction.

"Saddam Hussein was dangerous, and I'm not just going to leave him in power and trust a madman," Bush said yesterday in an interview with WH shill Timmy 'GE' Russert of NBC's Meet the Press (broadcast today at 10:30 est). "He's a dangerous man. He had the ability to make weapons at the very minimum."
Bush also told Timmeh that a commission looking into US intelligence on Iraq would not issue its report until after the November presidential election because he did not want its work to be "hurried."
Snort.

Policy from a drone??
"For the parents of the soldiers who have fallen who are listening, David Kay, the weapons inspector, came back and said, in many ways Iraq was more dangerous than we thought," Bunnypants said. "So see?! Phththththth!"

Asked whether he would testify before the commission, Bush said: "This commission? You know, I don't -- testify? I will be glad to visit with them. I will be glad to share with them knowledge. I will be glad to make recommendations, if they ask for some."

Jebus.



Update: here's the transcript for today's Press the Meat.

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