WTF Is It Now?!?

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It's MY commission! Mine!
Election-year politics! The CIA did it! It wasn't our fault!

Fascist punk Smirky the Lying Disaster Monkey* said on Monday he would fix appoint a nine-member commission to investigate the "intelligence failures" used to justify the Iraq war.

Baron von Bunnypants was moving toward a complete whitewash an announcement in the next few days to exonerate his lying, murdering misadmi establish the commission, name its members, and outline the scope of the investigation, which will be given until next year to report back.

"A commission appointed and controlled by the White House will not have the independence or credibility necessary to investigate these issues," said a letter by Senate Democratic leader Tom 'Isadora' Daschle, House Democratic leader Nancy Pelosi, Sen. John Rockefeller, Rep. Henry Waxman and even Sen. Joe 'GW Lite' Lieberman.

They also asked that the commission address whether senior administration officials, including members of the Cabinet and senior White House officials, misled Congress and the public about the nature of the threat from Iraq.

"Even some of your own statements and those of Vice President ("dick") Cheney need independent scrutiny," they wrote.

Attorney general/nut John Ashcroft is looking into who it was that supplied the Democrats with testosterone. "This is a very serious matter," he intoned. "Now get off my lawn!"

*Thanx to BartCop!