February 9, 2004




Kerry blasts Bunnypants' bullsh!t
John Kerry said yesterday that it 'appears' the lying fascist warmonkey "was telling the American people stories in 2002," when he insisted that Iraq had an arsenal of chemical and biological weapons.

'That smoking mushroom cloud they warned us about? It's coming out of Georgie's ass!' he should have said.

Kerry demanded that Bush testify before his own commission.

He also called for a "legitimate and immediate investigation'' to explain "what happened to our intelligence with respect to this war ... and it ought to be able to be done in a matter of months,'' both to protect U.S. troops from further harm and to give the American people the chance to decide before the election.

"George Bush needs to take responsibility for his actions and set the record straight," he said. "That's the very least that Americans should be able to expect from the president of the United States."

But...but...David Kay said Iraq was dangerous! That ought to be good enough for you, you liberal french-loving commie!


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