February 17, 2004




Kerry tops Bush in new CBS poll
Americans’ gnawing anxiety about jobs and the economy, along with a decreasing belief that Iraq posed an immediate threat to the US, has weakened what had been strong support for the hugely popular - and Jebus's favorite - hero of 9/11.
/retching

Most Americans, somehow bitch-slapped out of drooling narcolepsy, are finally starting to see that the misdministration "exaggerated" the pre-war intelligence about Iraqi weapons, and that Bush's "self-described status as a war president" was brought on by his own choices, not forced upon him by world events.

Halleluia. About f*cking time.

Registered voters now give a five-point lead to an 'unnamed Democratic candidate' over lying fascist punk Squinty McStupid. By 47 percent to 42 percent registered voters now say they would support a Democrat over the Smirking Sockpuppet.

In another blow to Bunnypants, a new Gallup Poll, conducted Feb. 9-12, shows that neither the war in Iraq or the 'war on terrorism' is of greatest concern to the public right now. Instead, the most important problem facing the country is the tanking Bush economy, meaning unemployment and the job situation, or lack thereof.


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