February 18, 2004

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NASCAR apologizes to fans for inconveniences during residential photo-op
Race fans say the commander-in-thief took command of their seats.

Some Daytona 500 attendees seated near fascist punk Emperor Snippy's suite Sunday complained they couldn't return to the grandstands after using the bathroom, grabbing a soda or buying a T-shirt. Other fans were irked by gridlocked streets and closed parking lots.

Daytona International Speedway officials responded Monday by placing a formal apology on the track's web site for any inconveniences fans faced while Il Ducebag met drivers, posed with military personnel and gave television and radio interviews.


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