February 19, 2004

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News from around the web

  • National debt tops $7 trillion. That's right: seven trillion.
  • Enron ex-CEO Jeffrey Skilling surrenders to FBI in Houston. Kenny-boy Lay's sphincter tightens.
  • Daytona sets up hotline to handle NASCAR fans' complaints about Bush visit.
  • 'Ummm... I meant 2.6 jobs!'
  • Scientists confirm that Bush has lied more than any other (p)resident in US history. In response, White House lies.

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