February 25, 2004

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Perrys spend night at the White House
Governor supplied with rubber sheets.

Texas Gov. Rick 'sanctity of marriage' Perry, hoping to scotch rumors of his flaming illicit gay forbidden-manlove affair, took the wife along to DC on Sunday and Monday for the governors association meeting. They also stayed overnight at the White House, though sources say the governor was in a separate bedroom, and as far away from Bunnypants as possible.

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