February 18, 2004

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Tonight's headlines from around the web

  • Bush, trying to court NASCAR dads, pisses them off instead. This just cracks me up for some reason.

  • 'Rumors dealing with Texas Governor Rick Perry's sexuality have been circulating for years. The current rumor has Perry in relationships with the Texas Secretary of State and a state Senator's son.'

  • Our CEO preznit, the one with a degree in economics, 'distanced himself from White House predictions that the economy will add 2.6 million jobs this year, the second embarrassing economic retreat in a week and new fuel for Democratic criticism.'

    "We are interested in reality," presidential spokesman Scott McClellan said during yet another well-deserved pummelling by the suddenly tumescent WH press corps.

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