WTF Is It Now?!?

We join Scott McClellan as he surreptitiously wipes his brow and his ass, both of which have gotten suddenly moist and itchy:

REPORTER: Scott, if I read you correctly, this is not going to answer the question of where he was serving at that time.

SCOTT: Well, during -- he received -- it was, like I said, in the October-November time period he was in Alabama. He was performing equivalent duty in Alabama.

REPORTER: But you seemed to indicate, though, that these records will not indicate where he was.

SCOTT: But he was still a member of the Texas Air National Guard.

REPORTER: Right, but you seemed to indicated --

SCOTT:They'll indicate the dates on which he was paid for his service.

REPORTER: But they won't indicate where!