WTF Is It Now?!?

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Why do they hate America?
Attorney general/nut John Ashcroft to investigate who spiked the WH press corpse' Kool-Aid with Viagra.

Q: Scott, you expressed some outrage this morning that Democrats are questioning whether President Bush shirked his military duty with the Texas Air National Guard. Is the White House trying to come up with any records or any eye-witnesses to demonstrate that he did show up for his last two years in Alabama?

WH spokes-hamster Scott McClellan: Terry, I would just say that it was a shame that this issue was brought up four years ago during the campaign, and it is a shame that it is being brought up again. The President fulfilled his duties. The President was honorably discharged.

Q: Scott, can I follow that up?

McClellan: Do you have a follow-up?

Q: Well, the question actually was whether or not you're trying to find any eye-witnesses or any records to prove -

McClellan: Terry, this was addressed four years ago, and like I said, it was a shame that it came up then and it's a shame that some are bringing it up again. Dana, did you have one?

Q: The Democrats have been attacking the President for months on a lot of issues. Why this issue - why is it that you're choosing to respond to this particular issue, where in the past you've -

McClellan: The reasons I said. It is really shame that this was brought up four years ago, and it's shame that some are trying to bring it up again. I think it is sad to see some stoop to this level, especially so early in an election year.

Later...

Q: You're not addressing the substance of the charge --

McClellan: No, we already have --

Shameful. Just....shameful.