WTF Is It Now?!?

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Also in the news

Census Data: Americans Taking Longer To Get to Work
Average flying time to New Delhi is eighteen hours.

Bush Says Importing Drugs From Canada "Unsafe"
Most concerned about safety of his fundraising with big drug companies.

Woman Allowed to Marry Man on Death Row
'Thank goodness we're not gay,' she jokes.

Education Secretary Calls Al Qaeda a 'Teachers? Union'
Later apologizes for his 'poor choice of words.'

News quiz:
Breaking the ice at his meeting in Haiti with members of the opposition, Colin Powell got the biggest laughs with which of the following jokes?
A ) I just flew in from D.C., and boy are my arms tired!
B ) I've been in love with the same woman for 40 years. If my wife finds out, she'll kill me.
C ) We cannot support a government which comes to power through violence.

- - from Ironic Times.