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Faux Nooze.com tries new strategy to attract vermin visitors
Foxnews.com, lagging way behind CNN.com's visitor count, has added a new feature to their main web page to hopefully bring in and keep the drooling brainwashed mouthbreathers they know are out there.
Fox Fan Central includes 'behind-the-scenes interviews of on-air talent' {'So, Shepard, how many motor vehicle assault charges DO you have?' Puh.}, exclusive interviews{'Mr Rumsfeld! What makes you sooooo sexy?!'}, Fox News alerts {'Our glorious leader shot two under par today...'} and 'other content for the hard-core fan {'Time for our daily live chat room with Ann Coulter!' 'Ummm...is it true you don't wear yellow dresses for fear of looking like a No. 2 pencil?'}
March 4, 2004
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