March 5, 2004

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God smacks down AG, doctors describe medical marijuana
John Ashcroft is in a Washington hospital, with what his spokesman calls a bad case of gallstone pancreatitis, a common alcohol-abuse disease.

"Hey, that whole Janet Jackson boob/gay marriage thing didn't help matters,"says spokesman.

"If he dies, maybe he can get reelected in Missouri." - - Chipper2.


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