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Archeologists to excavate Roanoke Island to try to solve the lost colony mystery.

Once you go black.... actual headline: "Powell Appears to Dangle Carrot to North Korea"

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Last tiny, human bit remaining of Dick Cheney's heart shuts down as he sells out his own family.

CNN reports that The Passion of the Christ is being over-reported.

Saddam/Osama connection claim even more full of it than the WMD claims.

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