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'Smackin' Pickles might work, too, Karl!'
Emperor Snippy, the Boy King, is seeking to bolster his 'regular-guy' image with NASCAR, jello-wrestling and rodeo appearances, plus other venues associated with lots of crotch-scratching, ball-sniffing, and goober-spitting.
The lazy, rich, golfing Ivy Leaguer, who really never had to work a day in his misbegotten, sorry life, is "in touch with the concerns and the lives of ordinary Americans in all the ways the patrician, distant, former hippie war protester John Kerry isn't," squealed political scientist Allan Lichtman, wetting himself in a paroxysm of patriotic-santorum.
I'm grossing myself out.
March 8, 2004
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