WTF Is It Now?!?

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Vote for Bush or you're all going to die!!!!!
'The general theme of the ads is "steady leadership in time of change," which is pretty fucking bizarre if you consider the fact that we were doing okay until President Dunce feel asleep at the wheel.' - - from this week's Top 10 conservative idiots at DemoUnderground.

Then there's this:
Some barmy idiot at WND posted "13 reasons to vote for Bush." What he came up with is pretty pathetic. But really, what did he have to work with?

To paraphrase:
1. Because of Bush's military leadership, the armed forces can kick anyone's ass - whether they deserve it or not.
2. Because the First Lady knows her place... barefoot and in the kitchen because she's too old to get pregnant.
3. Because W is dumb, and dumb is good.
4. Because W kicked Iraq's ass. In an unjustified and illegal war.
5. Vote for W because Hollywood makes bad movies.
6. Vote for W because somebody wore bad makeup... once... in some other election... sometime.
7. Vote for W because Canadians don't like him.
8. Vote for W because he's not a lard-ass.
9. Because he managed to piss off more nations in a shorter amount of time than any other president.
10. Because 27 years ago there was a lame democrat president.
11. A vote against W is a vote for ketchup.
12. Stupid Pet Tricks.
13. Vote for W because anyone who doesn't think like W does is wrong and there oughtta be a law.

- - Thanks to The Real Damien.