WTF Is It Now?!?

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Whore Street Journal hypocrisy watch
If I could stand it, this would be a twice-daily column. Normally, though, I just write off the WSJ as the WH rag that they are. This, though, is so blatantly, stupidly, hypocritically partisan it makes me want to vomit in rage:

"[W]e realize editorial writers have to be angry about something. But the standards for outrage are clearly slipping when papers all over America are reduced to denouncing a hunting trip by Supreme Court Justice Antonin Scalia and Vice President Dick Cheney. Never have so many done so much moralizing over so little."

Oh yeah? Really. Well, let's try an experiment. Replace 'Vice President Dick Cheney' with 'President Bill Clinton' or 'Senator Hillary Clinton' THEN tell me your panties wouldn't be in a bunch over it.

Jerkoff.



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In other news

John Ashcroft is about to undergo surgery to have his gallbladder removed, replaced with cyborg circuitry from Dick Cheney's spare crashcart.

Jean-Bertrand Aristide plans to sue the Bush administration and France, charging they kidnapped him from Port-au-Prince.

Oscar-nominated actor Paul Winfield dead at 62.

'Murphy Brown' actor Robert Pastorelli dead at 49.

Dear Abby, eat my shorts.

Actual headline: Fallen tree leaves big impression on boy.