April 12, 2004

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Bunnypants prays for fewer casualties, more candy, and a pony
The 64 US troops that have been killed since last weekend must've been pagans, much like the hundreds of Iraqi children.

The indolent Smirkmonkey, after "praying for fewer US casualties in Iraq," what with this being an election year and all, acknowledged Sunday that it was a "tough week" in Iraq.

Asked whether the violence would ebb soon, the unspeakable aWol deserting wonderchicken replied: "It's hard to tell. I just know this: that we're plenty tough."

Bring 'em on!

He then returned to the Lazy W for Easter dinner and the rest of his extended vacation. He'll be back in Washington sometime on Tuesday.


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