April 7, 2004

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Emperor Snippy to contributors: fork you
Silverware banned to prevent clinking while His Royal Whineness the retarded Caligula 'p'resident was speaking.

It was a mouthwatering menu. Not that you'd expect less for $2,000 a plate.

Seared beef tenderloins with golden tomatoes on an herb-encrusted baguette. Grilled garlic chicken with smoked gouda on a honey wheat wrap. Fruits and gourmet olives and crudite. A gourmet luncheon with only one thing missing: something to eat it with.

The explanation was at the bottom of the menus distributed at pResident Bush's $1.5 million Charlotte fund-raiser Monday.

"At the request of the White House, silverware will not accompany the table settings," it said in discreetly fine print.

No silver. No plastic.

The reason: So the tinkle of silver wouldn't disrupt the president's speech.

Lovely.
At least now I have "King Tut" playing in my head instead of "If I Only Had a Brain."

Extra!
Another example of idiocy from the Unelected Meatpuppet, as if we needed one.

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LOL
Care instructions for a Seattle-made laptop computer bag imported to France includes the lines 'We are sorry that our President is an idiot. We didn't vote for him.'


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