WTF Is It Now?!?

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Heh
"Vice pResident Dick Cheney threw out the first pitch at the Cincinnati Reds opening game. And pResident Bush, he threw out the first pitch at the Cardinals opener. Well it's nice to see they have the time for that kind of stuff now that everything is under control in Iraq."

"pResident Bush has begun an Easter week vacation in Crawford, Texas. This is part of his plan to get in touch with ordinary Americans and see what it?s like to be at home not working." - Jay Leno, whose moles in the WH retrieved the photos of him with a goat that Karl Rove was holding onto.