April 29, 2004

"Quack quack"*
Duck hunting trip pays off for Tricky Dick Cheney.

'Supreme' Court 'justices' appeared to take the Dick in the case regarding Cheney's secret energy task force, whose members may have included 'oil industry lobbyists and prominent corporate executives' such as the BFEE and Enron's Kenny-boy Lay.

"I think executive privilege means whenever the president feels that he is threatened, he can simply refuse to comply with a court order," Bush crony Fat Tony Scalia said.

The official 'decision' in the case is expected by late June.

*Scalia, 2/10/04, responding to critics of his hunting date with Dick.

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