April 3, 2004

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So, a chimp, a pretzal, and a gram of smack walk into a bar...
"The other night Kerry was on MTV's 'Choose or Lose' and Kerry said he was fascinated by rap and hip hop. In a related story, President Bush said he was fascinated by shiny objects." - Jay Leno, giving his Rove-induced hemorrhoids a well-deserved break.


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