Bunnypants falls off bike
Frightened by Texas prarie pretzal.
Bush did a face-plant Saturday while riding on his Texas pig farm, according to White House spokesman Trent Duffy.
Bush fell about 16 miles into a manly 17-mile ride. The vacuous fraud was wearing a helmet and a mouth guard when he fell, but he still managed to scrape up his smirking phizz.
When hearing of the unfortunate encounter with ground, John Kerry asked "Did the training wheels fall off?"
Reporters were told not to be surprised if the Smirking Moron is bandaged next time he appears in public.
May 23, 2004
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