WTF Is It Now?!?

Inflaming tensions
New photos could compromise Napoleon Bonehead’s chances this fall.

GOP leaders have opposed the release of more abuse images, calling them "horrifying.”

"Take our word for it. They're disgusting," said Sen. Mitch McConnell, who speaks from experience (see Majority whip, covered with santorum, found cowering in Sen. Frist’s closet, 2/14).

"What we saw is appalling," said Frist, who sat through three screenings and even brought his own hand lotion.

"I think the only hope that we have, really, of redeeming ourselves here and winning back some of the support that this incident has cost us [is] if we act as an open society that will deal with problems openly," said Sen. Carl Levin, seemingly echoing Bush’s comments from Monday.


You know it’s bad when…
Hastert rips White House a new one.

Republicans are so frustrated with the White House that when ineffectual Speaker/towel boy Dennis Hastert criticized the misadministration at a House GOP meeting last week, the caucus burst into applause.

“That does it – I’m putting that boy back on the leash,” Tom ‘Bugsy’ DeLay (R-Psycho) mumbled. “And the rest of ‘em are going to find Mitch McConnell in their boo-dwars.”