WTF Is It Now?!?

My twitch is back.
Mondays. Besides the obvious reasons why they blow, it's the big day for the cube-banshees to gather round, screeching, cackling and clucking about the weekend, their hellspawn's poopy habits, their lazy husbands, and their favorite television shows. Oh, and Mother's Day! Heartwarming moments spent with overexcited little brats who sounded as though they needed major doses of Ritalin and a good kick in the pants, and prune-faced mothers-in-law who obviously needed a good spliff. Am I the only one with work to do? Can't they do their shrieking somewhere else - like in Hell??



#ucker can't even handle a pretzal, for chrissakes
"I deserve a second term because, first, I've showed the American people I'm capable of handling tough times," the bunker-hopping mouthbreathing fascist coward said to the pithed republican stooges at the Bushmoonie Times.

Yeah, it's got to be rough, all that fundraising, taking extended vacations, playing golf and watching the money roll in from the tax cut you gave yourself, never taking blame or responsibility for anything....

Oh, sorry. Bush is NOT a privileged lazy punk who's been bankrolled and bailed out countless times by his daddy, he's a regular guy, and his pasty, grublike nanny Karl Rove is feverishly working to make sure we don't forget it.

The strategy to beat Mr. Kerry is relatively straightforward, Rove said. This entails framing Bush as a rugged individualist and Mr. Kerry as a condescending elitist.

"One guy who comes from Midland, Texas. You know: 'The sky's the limit. I trust you, not the government. I respect the individual,'" Rove said. And another guy who says: 'Hey, I'm better than you. I know better than you. The government knows better than you.'"

There are so many things wrong with this that it's making my head hurt. Make it stop.