WTF Is It Now?!?

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Oh good lord
Detroit newspapers interviewed Squinty the Smirking AssClown on the "presidential bus" in Michigan yesterday.

Let's listen in to his opening remarks...

Thanks for coming. I'm going to be talking to the people of Michigan and Ohio about how to -- a strategy, a plan, a vision to make America a safer, stronger and better place.

And the best way to deal with an enemy is to find them and bring them to justice before they hit us again.

Let me finish. Is to find people and bring them justice; is to hunt them down. The long-term solution is the spreading of freedom and democracy.

Now, it is a heavy task, particularly in the world, because some don't believe that if the color of your skin is brown, or your religion is Muslim, you can't self-govern. Obviously, I have a different view, and it's one that is an inherent part of my foreign policy.

WTF?????

Then he hammers home the fact that yes, he IS a disengaged flaming idiot:

Q: Have you been shaken at all by anything that's happened in the last month?

Bunnypants: Yes, I have. I've been shaken by the reports of abuses to the prisoners in Iraq. I'm shaken because I know that this doesn't reflect the values of our country. And I spoke to the Secretary of Defense about that again today. And I said, I need a full report on whether or not these abuses are widespread, or whether they're contained to a particular unit. And there are ongoing investigations, and he will get those to my desk as quickly as possible.

Q: Are you concerned that there was a report completed in February that apparently --

pReznit Gameboy: I haven't seen --

Q: -- Myers didn't know about yesterday --

Il Ducebag: Well, if Myers didn't know about it, I didn't know about it. In other words, he's part of the chain -- actually, he's not in the chain of command, but he's a high ranking official. We'll find out.

Q: The question is, should something causing --

The Smirking Moron: I just need to know --

Q: -- concern, raised eyebrows --

The Oaf of Office: Exactly. I think you'll find the investigation started quickly when they found out what was going on. What I need to know is what the investigators concluded.

Yes, that's right - he hasn't even looked at the Taguba Report, the one that told of the "sadistic, blatant, and wanton criminal abuse" of Iraqi prisoners, the one that was flashed all over the internet and around the world.