May 4, 2004

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On the short bus
pReznit Privilege boards Air Force One to start photo-op bus tour of beleaguered country.

Mr. Bush was not, however, getting around on Trailways. Campaign aides said Mr. Bush's bus had three rooms, including a kitchenette, as well as a flat-screen television, black leather sofas and chairs, and the presidential seal displayed on a back wall {LOL - as a reminder? Ed.} . Name cards were placed on the chairs this morning for Mr. Bush and the first lady, as well as for Karl Rove, Mr. Bush's chief political adviser.

The bus was also outfitted with extensive security and communications equipment. In an additional safety precaution on a trip that was a logistical nightmare for the White House, I-94 east into Kalamazoo was shut down shortly before rush hour so Mr. Bush's eight-bus caravan of support staff and a large press corps, could have the Interstate to themselves.

Name cards?????

Hopalong Noodlehead is touring key states that are suffering massive unemployment under his regime to declare that "Prosperity hinges on this election."

Duh.


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