May 26, 2004

Paella-eating surrender-monkeys to FBI: you fucked up, idiots
Spanish police told the FBI all along that they doubted the fingerprints on a plastic bag containing detonators like those used in the Madrid train bombing belonged to the Oregon lawyer wrongly arrested in the case, an official said today.

In a related story, the motion sensor found on the Philadelphia rail tracks last week was not placed by terrorists as initially throught, but by a lazy employee to warn of the boss's approach while he slept.


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