May 1, 2004


Pic from Bartcop


Happy Mission Accomplished day!
One year after he strutted around the deck of the USS Abraham Lincoln like a toddler who had just made his first poopy in the grown-up's john, Chimpy McFlightsuit made no apologies for declaring "major combat operations" over on May 1, 2003.

"There are no longer torture chambers or rape rooms or mass graves in Iraq" Bunnypants sputtered in a news conference Friday.

594 US soldiers have died since Il Ducebag stuffed himself like a summer sausage into a flightsuit and grinned like the smirking moron he is last May 1st. 732 have died since the beginning of military operations last year. We lost 136 soldiers and 1360 Iraqis last month, Fallujah is handed over to a former Saddam General, and al Sadr holds Najaf.

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