May 28, 2004


  • Exxon-Mobil made 213 billion effing dollars in 2003 and profits increased 87.7%.
  • Bush plans to cut the budget of just about every single domestic program if he gets "re-"elected.
  • US troop deaths in Iraq reach 800.
  • Having solved all other problems, Bunnypants promises to make doctors' handwriting legible in 10 years.
  • Meet the next dead guy in Iraq.
  • Hey - remember Afghanistan? Neither does Bush.

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